a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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