The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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