dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
