This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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