is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
honey bunches of taint.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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