You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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