The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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