ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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