FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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