You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
