You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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