we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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