You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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