He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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