Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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