Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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