well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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