After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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