I accidentally had phone sex last night
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Randomize