Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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