I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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