I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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