Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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