and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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