She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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