god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There's always time for handjobs
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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