Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
