White coat. Heels.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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