Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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