dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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