But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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