either way he was missing a nipple.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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