i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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