did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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