she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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