so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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