You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Four minutes until I can fart!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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