i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Someone stole a lamp last night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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