So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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