This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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