im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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