Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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