I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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