That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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