Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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