so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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