What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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