the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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