How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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