I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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