I think i sorta joined a cult last night
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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