: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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